She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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