does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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