why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
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I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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