found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Come on in and take your pants off
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