Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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