even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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