two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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