so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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