does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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