Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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