I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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