we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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