He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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