You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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