I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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