We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
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Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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