google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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