i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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