I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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