Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I intend to get homeless drunk
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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