Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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