what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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