And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Dicks are not precious.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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