Kareoke will never be a sober sport
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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