cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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