wrigley field is MILF paradise
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Randomize