They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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