in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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Have fun and good luck.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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