and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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