I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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