they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
