Can i not drive my cunt home
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
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