It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
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This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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