If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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