About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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