To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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