Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
It's shark week go big or go home
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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