do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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