He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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