What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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