so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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