lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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