I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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