What should our trivia night team be named?
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Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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