dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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