Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
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Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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