Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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