That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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