you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I just googled if crying burns calories
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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