Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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