i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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