what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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