Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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