i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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