Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
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